We bought some silver necklaces because silver is awesome. Unfortunately we couldn't seem to make any profit, so here they are at almost exact cost! The worth of silver keeps going up, but that doesn't help us any. Profit from our failure!

This beautiful spiral necklace will look better on your neck (or your wife's neck... or your mom's neck... we're not picky) than it does in our storage containers! You might be able to hypnotize someone, I dunno.

Hey, check out that swanky box it comes in, too. You can never have too many swanky boxes.